Oh hey there(:
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
parents: can we use your computer for a minute
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
Thank you mom for

  • raising me the right way
  • feeding me 
  • taking care of me when I was sick
  • buying me things and the things I wanted 
  • giving me money
  • asking how my day went 
  • always being there when I needed you
  • giving me a ride to places 
  • cooking the food
  • cleaning the house
  • giving me a beautiful face and smile 
  • taking sacrifices for me 
  • thank you for being my medicine everyday 
  • giving birth to me
  • being my mommy

forever-ann:

best thing your tastebuds gonna taste. c: 

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

that awkward moment when the teacher says your name wrong…

laugh-addict:

The Class Is Like:

You’re like….

Freaken bitch.

You will laugh here!